it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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