she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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