He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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