How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Can Purell be used as lube?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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