Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
