I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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