Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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