I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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