4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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