I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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