The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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