Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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