A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I will pee on everything he values.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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