so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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