the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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