I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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