Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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