If that was your dad, he is hot
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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