did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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