I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I didn't notice because vodka
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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