So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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