So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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