i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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