is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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