I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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