when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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