you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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