is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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