I just saw a hot homeless man
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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