To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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