I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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