that's an acceptable place to lick
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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