She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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