My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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