morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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