i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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