One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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