Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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