My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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