I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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