The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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