Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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