you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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