when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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