Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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