when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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