I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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