pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I came so hard my ears popped.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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