in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
