Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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